1. Playing competitive basketball
2. Attending the University of Hawaii
3. Attending Hawaii Pacific University
4. Attending North Idaho College
5. Competing in beauty pageants
6. Attending Matanuska-Susitna College
7. Working as a sports reporter
8. Working as a sports broadcaster
9. Serving on the Alaska Oil and Gas Conservation Commission
10. Serving on the Ted Stevens Excellence in Public Service Inc. group
11. Serving as governor of Alaska
12. Hosting Sarah Palin’s Alaska
13. Being a FOX News commentator
14. Conducting a cross-country bus tour
15. I’m not sure if this counts but I was watching one of those Sarah Palin look-alike porn videos and she just walked off in the middle of a blowjob
